_The Batista Blog (13)_
"Let's see John Cena start a blog, and then overcome his own comments."

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October 16, 2008 - 11:35 p.m.

Late night here at home, and I decided to drop a line or two. It's been a busy year for me, and the collective nights of taking bumps in the ring and in bad have made Big Dave appreciate the comfort of home. As I type this, I am in bed and watching Sex and the City. Actually, I'm just too lazy to find the remote and I really don't want to move right now either.

Also today, I got a call from Melina, who was in town at FCW helping to evaluate talent. She didn't tip her hand as to who the officials were high on, but she did promise to visit before she had to go back and rehab. Maybe tomorrow. Right now is the first time I don't want company over. A night's rest wil do wonders and I'll have a light workout before just cruising around in my convertible. I need the R&R, and maybe tomorrow night, I'll get some MnmM.

Big Dave

P.S. - And that means Melina and more Melina. I think I can handle some of that tomorrow :P

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October 22, 2008 - 10:20 p.m.

I've got to stop letting this blog go so long without some Big Daveness. I mean, a day without Big Dave is bearable, but two?

PU-LEASE!


On Monday Night, I beat Jericho 3 to 1, which is the ratio of my manliness to his. It was an easy night, but more or less the vibe backstage is that we are waiting for Cyber Sunday to come and go. No one likes it, and the titles usually don't change hands. Stone Cold has called me and pitched some ideas for the match. Most, if not all of them involved him giving me and Jericho the Stunner, but who am I to argue?

I get my paycheck and I stay in the WHC picture. No worries there, but lately, I've been talking to Melina, who sounds really desperate to get back in the ring. She doesn't like talking to anyone involved in wrestling, but I do my best to divert the conversation. So, we talked about puppies, which got me thinking about Jillian and Candice, so I quickly changed the subject to movies, and we talked about Eagle Eye
, which we both enjoyed. Shia LeBouf is a cool cat, and I enjoyed him in Indiana Jones.

Right now, the WWE is in a very slow doldrum, and I may fall asleep at the keyboard so to speak. So, Batista Bloggers, just give me some subjects to rant on, and maybe we can get the wheels to this blogmobile turning. I'm bored right now, and even more bored than when I'm watching the Dirt Sheet, or a Snitsky match.

Gotta go. I think either Jillian or Katie is coming by tonight. Maybe both, so we can play Monopoly.

Big Dave

P.S. - And by Monopoly, I mean big Dave having a Monopoly over them in bed. That means in control and DOMINATING the scene. Sex if your nasty :P

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October 27, 2008 - 8:20 a.m.

Did you really think that Big Dave would not leave Cyber Sunday as World Heavyweight Champion? I did it last year beating the Undertaker squeaky clean, and last night, I beat Chris Jericho for the belt. Now disregard my earlier blog that said that titles usually don't change ha
nds at PPV's. They do, and I just proved it. Let's see John Cena start a blog, and then overcome his own comments. Wanna know wy he can't do it? Well, for starters, he's still hurt, and secondly, well, he's out because I put him out.

Stone Cold was cooperative, and I even shared a beer with him after my victory. Most people expected good ole Stone Cold to stun me, but it would've taken away from my title win. But, enough about my inevitable title victory, let's talk the Divas costumes!

Specifically, Mickie James as Laura Croft. Now, the fictional Laura Croft is taller, but slimmer. Mickie is shorter, but ... her shorts ... they were so ... short. I mean, right under her butt ... cheeks. And she had guns. And then I think I nearly blacked out before the match. Natalya was a cop, and it was the sexiest I'd ever seen her. Plus, it looked like she knew how to handle those handcuffs. Hey, I'm just sayin' : /

So, now we have Katie Lea as a Vampiress and Tiffany as a nun. Seriously, after the show, Big Dave was jonesing for some Heaven and Hell action if you know what I mean. In fact, all of the Divas got the Big Dave seal of approval.

So, I'd usually end this blog on a note about me having sex with them, but the clause in my contract says that I can't engage in any intimate physical activity with the Divas while I'm champion. I guess the chicks from Hooters will have to do for now : \

Big Dave

P.S. - And if they don't bring any wings with them ... they will get Spinebuster'd.

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