_Fighting Dreamer_
"we are fighting dreamers, only only only only ohhh~~" - Naruto Opening #4
I'm not a lover... i'm a fighter! I'm a dreamer too!
I guess you could say that i'm a Fighting Dreamer!
(This introduction is the equivilant of WWE Wrestler Super Crazy's super intimidating Catch Phrase)
"I am super... I am crazy... I am Super Crazy!"
I guess you could say that I am quite similar to Naruto in many ways...
I have never kissed a girl...
I have large amounts of teenage angst...
I'm also dateless and desperate!
I have been soul-searching for years now.
Every teenager goes through their own period of self-evaluation.
My journey started months before 8th grade ended...
I had to get ready for High School!
No, I did not travel to Tibet and become a monk for three years.
No, I did not become a Soul Reaper and tie up a mobile teddy bear called Kon.
No, I did not travel into the woods, and become a hermit and write a book called Walden.
Yes, I focused my energies away from gaming and into being the best person I could be.
Yes, I put myself on a rigorous exercise routine with me losing fourty pounds.
Yes, I had to get ready for High School. The battleground of society.
Soldier1: boom boom boom, i want you in my room
Soldier2: let's spend the night together, together in my room
Soldier3: Damn guyz, get a room!@!#!@$!@%!@^@&!^%!@!@%&!!
Soldier4: This is what happens when you haven't seen a female in six months...
"A killer whale at the Sea World theme park grabbed a trainer by the foot and held him underwater during a show Wednesday."
I realize now that we all have a lot to live for!
You can do a lot with your life, like become a Killer Whale handler at Sea World!
Maybe you can become the next great modernist and have a sixteen year sabbatical out in the forest.
Maybe you can eventually lose it all playing the stock market, because you forgot to diversify your portfolio.
And maybe... just maybe... Maybe you can find true happiness.

Whether it's online love or whether it's love with a living, breathing human...
Love will make you truly happy. Happy until the chemical endorphins in your brain wear off.
After that you're in deep doo-doo! Well, I wish you the very best luck, you silly Gnarfard!
"I just ruined the mood with a picture of a giant pile of poop!"
There is a very loving & wonderful girl that I wish to get together with...