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_What is a Gnarfard?_
"It sounds like it could be a duck... or a curse word."
 
Gnarfards are people too you know! It's not nice to call a person a duck. But you are half-right if you guessed that a Gnarfard is a curse word. The honest to god truth is that Gnarfard can be a verb, adjective, adverb, responsible blogger, pokemon master, pediatrician, ANYTHING!
 
Here is an example of the most famous Gnarfard, held in captivity:
 
gnarfard (noun) - a ferocious clown of some sort;
Warning: 121 Combat Level, approach with caution! 
 
This Gnarfard's name is Omg Ohko. He was a famous Runescape player during the 3rd age war and babbled on about incoherant things that make no sense whatsoever. He was banished by Zamorak to be an extremely ugly and repulsive clown. Nobody likes a clown. Nobody in this world at least.
 
Where did the word Gnarfard originate from?
 
One day, on Neopets, I experienced a radical loss of innocence. I saw with my little eye, this monster: 
 
 
Damn, shield your eyes what the hell is that thing?
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's galactic junk food.
Not even a Grundo would be interested in this!
 
Notice the description of the Neopets Item: "Pie just the way your gnfard used to make."
I saw this item and shrugged it off but the description stayed with me. A few years after I saw this item for the first time I saw it again, and saw the description again. Gnfard?? That looks awkward.
 
Instead of Gnfard... Why not make it... GNARFARD! Wingo! There we have it!
And hence, the term Gnarfard was coined from then on. Wingo, indeed.
 
 
This discovery was the shot that rang across the world.
 
Now people could venture into the world and call someone a Gnarfard!
 
Gnarfard: What you talkin about Willis?
Bystander1: I'm gonna beat your ass into the ground, boy!
Gnarfard: You Gnarfard, get the FREAKIN GNARFARD OUT OF HERE.
Bystander1: Your name is Tobi, boy!
Gnarfard: Holy Gnarfard, did you just make a freaking allusion to Naruto? 
Bystander1: AHHHHHH help big words i dont understand!!! MOMMMMMYYYYYYY
Gnarfard: Gnarfard wins again!
 
Drunken Dwarf: Hey derr buddy!
Gnarfard: Hey, archer guy I think he's talking to you.
Archer: Shut up Gnarfard.
Drunken Dwarf: Hey derr, don't talk that way to my buddy...
Black Demon: Hey yo boy, I heard you talking smack to my homeboy Gnarfard here!
Archer: Shut up Black Demon.
Gnarfard: Yeah, shut up Black Demon.
Drunken Dwarf: Hey derr buddy!
Archer: My eyes!
Gnarfard: He's gonna capture your lucky charms!
Gnarfard: Gnarfard wins again!

 
Bystander2: You think you're real tough don't you? I can see right through you!
Gnarfard: I activate my trap card!
Bystander2: lol I lost
Gnarfard: Gnarfard wins again!
  
Gnarfard: Hey you Gnarfard, how much runescape gold do you have??
Bystander3: Lol um... I got full Spined Armor. So about 200k, Why?
Gnarfard: Stick ur hands up!
Bystander3: Whao
Gnarfard: Gnarfard wins again! 
 
 
Now that you know how to apply the usage of the word Gnarfard... Oh my god is that a ghost??
 
Ghost: Woooooo!
Gnarfard: Are you talking to me?
Ghost: Woo?
Gnarfard: I said are you talking to me?
Ghost: Damn right, skippy!
Gnarfard: Shut up you freaking Gnarfard.
Ghost: Hey man, I got a level 126 account on Runescape I could ruin your ass.
Gnarfard: Lol, right... with the power of Gnarfard!!!
Ghost: Woo?
Gnarfard: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Ghost: Your soul will be forfeit for this, mortal!
Gnarfard: Gnarfard wins again!
 
 
Another one bites the dust... Wait, I'm getting a call on my cellphone...
 
Hosting Company: Hey Gnarfard, you're using too much bandwidth.
Gnarfard: Is it because of all the images?
Hosting Company: Lol no. I mean yes. Stop it!
Gnarfard: ...
 
 Until next time,
Gnarfard.
 
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