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   All of the articles are labeled & organized for your viewing pleasure!
  {L}= Life Lesson (Article teaches a life lesson that is hard to forget)   
  {s} = Serious (Put on your thinking cap: For the intellectual crowd)
  {h} = Humorous (I've pulled out all the stops to lighten the mood)
  {I} = In-Depth (Very detailed entry that features deep analysis)
  {x} = Review (Where I review a product or service or company)
  {e} = Essay (1 Introduction, 3 Body Paragraphs, 1 Conclusion 
  {a} = Article (Explore all-you-need-to-know about a subject)
  {r} = Rant (Poking fun at society's flaws is what I do best)
 
The Rainbow of Awesomeness
 (Created 11/15/08) {h}{a}{L}
  Learn how to use your "Rainbow of Awesomeness" to become a happier and stronger person...
 
My Veteran's Day Tribute
 (Created 11/11/08) {s}
  For those that laid their lives on the line and paid the ultimate price... for those that left behind loving families... for those that lost their future... for those that fought passionately for patriotism and glory. This is for you!
 
The High School Machine
 (Created 11/07/08) {s}{a}{r}
  Don't let the high school machine chew you up and spit you out!
 
  Unique content is king? What is private domain name registration? How do you find a good web host? Learn about the techniques that successful webmasters employ to create a successful website!
 
  Babies of the 1990's era... let us gather and remember the 90's for what they really were, a time of awesome cartoons, sitcoms & fun-filled stuff... and yet during this awesome era, tragedy and trauma happened to me.

My Well-Documented History on Neopets
 (Created 10/24/08) {s}{a}
  Trying to catch every drop of my Neopian history on my tongue, I wrote this article so I could forever document my past exploits on Neopets. Glowing calm with burning light is what happens when you remember the past.

  Is it just me or does it seem like there's some magical guy floating in the sky that counts up all of your good deeds and bad deeds into a little karma calculating machine? What does bad karma equal? HEARTBREAK!!!
 
  How come all of a sudden, within the last century or so, there seems to be a vast number of "Prophets" fortelling the end of the world? First Y2K and now the whole 2010 Meteor business. All this superstition is getting to me.
 
Cowardice vs Bravery: Finding a Common Ground
 (Created 10/10/08) {s}{a}{I}
  "To be a coward is to be brave, and to be brave is to be a coward". How can this possibly be true? What can you do to apply this quote to your life and create a better understanding and realization of yourself in the process?
 
My High School Rant
 (Created 10/04/08) {s}{a}{r}{I}
  Throughout my three years of high school, I have made myself out to be a scholar, a saint, a warrior, an angel, a victim, a hero, an outlier, a fool; where do I find a common ground? How can I let all my feelings out? ARGH!
 
My Most Delightful Happening
 (Created 9/27/08) {s}{a}{r}{I}
  My narrative story about how an unexpected happening gave me a greater purpose in life...
 
Body By Milk: Fad or Fact?
 (Created 9/20/08) {s}{a}{I}{x}
  Dairy companies have replaced their famous "Got Milk" slogan, but was it a boon or a bane?
 
  My father was bullied all his life, but now he is a successful nerd that wants revenge!
 
  "It's like you're having sex, except it's done standing up and with clothes on".
 
  Taking a shower has become a very dangerous thing to do; Part 1 of my Chemical Bottle Series!
 
Step Up Your Game!
 (Created 9/3/08) {h}{a}{s}
  What can you do to step up your game in preparation of something important?
 
The Importance of Being First
 (Created 9/2/08) {h}{a}{I}
  Learn why humans have an innate urge to be the first and best at everything!
 
Beautiful Women in Society
 (Created 8/31/08) {s}{a}{r}{L}
  Society has flawed and unrealistic expectations toward beauty.
 
Toribash Review: Fabulous Fighter Fun!
 (Created 8/30/08) {h}{a}{x}
  TORIBASH!!! Take a breather, extend your joints and have some fabulous fighter fun!
 
Student Council Failure
 (Created 8/25/08) {s}{a}{r}
  The story of my defeat in my school's Junior Class Council election!
 
Fine Dining Establishments
 (Created 8/24/08) {s}{e}{x}{I}
  I am not a fan of the whole fine dining experience; give me a slushie and a whopper anyday!
 
One Piece is the Greatest Manga of All Time
 (Created 8/23/08) {s}{e}{x}{I}{h}
  Three reasons that make One Piece the greatest manga of all time!
 
Team Gnarfard Philosophy
 (Created 8/17/08) {h}{a}{I}
  Seven ancient codecs that will transform you into a powerful modern-day warrior!
 
We are Fighting Dreamers
 (Created 8/16/08) {L}{h}{a}
  The story of my journey for love & enlightenment: featuring a whole cast of zany characters! 
 
My Nervous Breakdown
 (Created 8/10/08) {L}{s}{h}{a}{r}
  In the midst of an emotional breakdown; I've found a reason to continue my life journey!
 
 Powerful Words
 (Created 8/08/08) {L}{s}{a}{r}
  Unleash the power of the sun, the moon, and the stars with these fabulously phrased explosive words!
 
 Ode to the Falcon Punch
 (Created 8/04/08) {h}{a}
  The song that pays homage to Captain Falcon; Lyrics based off the Pokemon theme song!
 
Tribute to Corn
 (Created 8/03/08) {h}{a}{r}
  The staple starch for centuries; explore the world of Corn Pops and Corn Dogs!
 
 Tetanus Shot
 (Created 7/12/08) {h}{a}{r}
  Do you fear needles? Have you ever stepped on a rusty nail? Well it hurts like a monkey!
 
 Meaning of Life
 (Created 7/5/08) {L}{s}{a}{r}
  Learn the true meaning of life and about how my brother ruined his life!
 
 Special K Diet
 (Created 7/4/08) {s}{a}{r}{I}{x}
  The harsh truth about how I lost 40 pounds on the Special K Diet!
 
Shonen Jump Subscription Promo
 (Created 6/23/08) {h}{a}{x}{r}
 The Shonen Jump Subscription Promotional Card is nothing but a big scam!
 
I'm tired of being a nice guy!
 (Created 6/19/08) {s}{a}{r}
  Part One of my Wall of Shame! What happened to treating others how you want to be treated?   
 
Yu-Gi-Oh OCG Cards
 (Created 6/18/08) {h}{a}{r}
 These days, even games like Yu-Gi-Oh seem to be busting at the seams with sex appeal! 
 
What is a Gnarfard?
 (Created 6/15/08) {h}{a}{I}
  What is a Gnarfard anyways? Is it a duck? Is it a euphemism? Is it lunch?
 
Make Money Online
 (Created 6/14/08) {h}{a}{x}
 What do you need to know about this new internet phenomenon?
 
Pokemon Controversy
 (Created 6/14/08) {h}{a}{r}
 Tensions reach a boiling point... Pokemon Trainers arm themselves for a spiritual war!
 
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Batista Blog 13 - A Night with Melina Perez
 (Created 10/28/08) {h}{a}
  Batista spends a long & innocent night with Melina Perez; Part 13 of the Batista Blog by SurpriseElement! 
 
 
 (Created 10/15/08) {h}{a}
  Family-friendly fun with one of his best friends; Part 12 of the Batista Blog by SurpriseElement!
 
 (Created 10/04/08) {h}{a}
  Batista explains his budding relationship with Kelly Kelly; Part 11 of the Batista Blog by SurpriseElement!
 
Batista Blog 10 - Beautiful Indian Women and a Bag of Nickels!
 (Created 9/23/08) {h}{a}
  Batista goes to India and has fun with his bag of shiny nickels; Part 10 of the Batista Blog by SurpriseElement! 
 
Girls of Gaming: Guys in Real Life
 (Created 9/13/08) {h}{a}{r}{s}{I}
  Explore the growing transgender phenomenon of guys making female characters; Article by ClanTitan!
 
Batista Blog 9 - Lunchboxes are Deadly Weapons!
 (Created 9/13/08) {h}{a}
  "I was eight years old, and I kept getting bullied at school by this kid"; Part 9 of the Batista Blog by SurpriseElement!
 
 (Created 9/4/08) {h}{a}
  "To be honest, I forgot to what to say, but I got the signal from Vince"; Part 8 of the Batista Blog by SurpriseElement!
 
 (Created 8/26/08) {h}{a}
  Batista becomes Tag Team Champion alongside John Cena; Part 7 of the Batista Blog by SurpriseElement!

 (Created 8/11/08) {h}{a}
  Vince McMahon isn't dead? This is madness! Part 1 of WWE Backstage Life by Viper619!
 
 (Created 8/07/08) {h}{a}
  Batista gets drafted to Monday Night RAW; Part 6 of the Batista Blog by SurpriseElement!
 
 Brutal Online Cyber-Bullying
 (Created 6/30/08) {L}{s}{a}{r}{I}
  Memo333 digs deep to expose the truest form of punishment, brutal online cyber-bullying!
 
 (Created 6/29/08) {h}{a}
  Batista walks down Melina's pit of danger; Part 1 of the Batista Blog by SurpriseElement!
 
 (Created 6/29/08) {h}{a}
  Batista unleashes the Animal on Mickie James; Part 2 of the Batista Blog by SurpriseElement!
 
 (Created 6/29/08) {h}{a}
  Batista gets invited to the Palace of Wisdom; Part 3 of the Batista Blog by SurpriseElement!
 
 (Created 6/29/08) {h}{a}
  Basketballs don't hold grudges; Part 4 of the Batista Blog by SurpriseElement!
 
 (Created 6/29/08) {h}{a}
  Rey isn't fat. He's just short. There is a difference; Part 5 of the Batista Blog by SurpriseElement!
 
 Pokemon is Society's Cultural Taboo
 (Created 6/15/08) {L}{s}{a}{r}{I}
  Controversy runs deep-rooted in this compelling article by my friend Palasi (Lampshade)!
 
this section is for my other articles!
(These articles are lacking the Gnarfard spirit so they have been relocated from all the sections!)
 
Literary Works
 (Created 8/22/08) {s}{a}
  You haven't lived until you've accumulated vast knowledge and finished heaps of books!

 Greek Etymology Myth
 (Created 8/10/08) {s}{a}
  The God of Mirrors is born with a bang; I wrote this Modern Greek Myth for a school project!

The Golden Mean applied to the Yu-Gi-Oh Banlist
 (Created 6/27/08) {s}{a}{e}
  My essay that proposes re-introducing Generic Draw Power and Fusions back into Yu-Gi-Oh!

 (Created 6/24/08) {h}{a}{r}
  I have captured the best moments of 2008 in a totally righteous collage about Runescape!

 (Created 6/15/08) {s}{a}{e}{I}
 My rough draft and brainstorming process for my Movie Comparison Essay!  

this section is for my crappy articles!
(Trust me when I say that these articles are the crappiest of the bunch, but are still worth a read!)
 
Political Guru's Life Lesson
 (Created 6/28/08) {h}{a}
  Hyperactive Karate Girl "Coco" gives an over-arching statement on Politics and Life in general!
 
My Encounter with the Library Jerk
  (Created 6/24/08) {h}{a}{r}
  Part Two of my Wall of Shame! What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?

 

 
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