Let me begin by telling you that High School is a time to find who you are as a person. I have struggled, tried, emaciated myself in every way to make myself an amiable person! What do I get in return for being a helpful, friendly, out-going guy? I get a proverbial kick in the balls.
I am extremely tired of being a nice guy.
This person has been at odds with me for over a year now. The year is finally over, so I have time to write articles like this. I just had to take this opportunity to poke fun at this kid.
I always address people with a smile. Even if they're the biggest self-righteous prick in the world.
Over-zealous much? Perhaps. But I don't really deserve all the hate I receive. Especially from this piece of work, "That guy's such a fruitcake!" Really. What the heck have I ever done to deserve such a remark from you. I see right through you. I have emasculated you before the world, you giant piece of work. You're not tough. At all.
"Well, he looks scary enough"
You call me a moron. Well I call you a loud buffoon. You call me scary-looking.Well I say that you have no friends, your hair looks like shit, and did I mention you talk too loud? Goddamn man.
Way to judge someone by how they look, just because of my long hair.
Because I see right through your fake personality.
But that's a story for another time...
You have as much of a right to call me a fruitcake, as I do to call you an up-tight jackass, that poses too much. Did I mention you're loud and obnoxious? Yeah that's right.
Not to mention you had to include me in your stupid little love triangle of yours. Not interested!
"Sorry, mine hasn't sprouted yet. You see, i'm an inbred breed of jerk."
Do you know how a player is born? A player is not born by choice. You see, nice guys never get the lady. Ladies, thirty years from now, when you are still in the dating scene, you will ask yourself...
"Where did all the nice guys go?"
Please don't ask yourself that. Because the truth is right now you probably have a nice, friendly boy that wants to become your male companion. He is a nice, friendly boy.
"He's just a womanizer!"
You're not special, you're not nice, you're not misunderstood, you're just a jerk. PMS all you want.
Please, just get over yourself, you self-righteous jerk. You made my year suck.
I have a rigorous exercise routine and I have made countless steps for self-improvement.
Judge someone once you've walked a hundred miles in their shoes
Judge someone once you've found out what hills they've had to cross
Judge someone once you've found out what mountains they've climbed
I volunteer at a children's hospital, I'm amiable and treat everyone with respect, I'm determined in the fact that I lost 40 pounds, I'm powerful in the fact that my parents are divorced and I can still manage to pull off a fabulous grade, I'm awesome in the fact that I have spearheaded gnarfard.com!
All the crap and bullshit I have to deal with on a daily basis... I don't need any more burdens.
