You know what's wrong with the world? People who don't know their foot
from their ass, and a Sudowoodo from a tree. Pure offense is not good,
what the heck are you doing putting wing attack AND fly on your goddamn
charizard??? There are NOT too many pokemon, your brain just can't
process more than 151. Shut up about your invincible team before "I
stick my foot up your candy ass". The only true candy ass that should be around is Snorlax, the fat buffoon. How many times have I been walled by this absolute S.O.B. that 2hko'es the likes of Starmie. That's a story for another time...
How do you know you suck at Pokemon?
1. When your mom tells you to get out of her house because you're 20.
2. When you respond, "but I have nowhere to go!"
3. When you've been trying to evolve your magikarp for six months and realize that picking your nose and buying pokeballs doesn't count as battling.
4. When Brock refuses to leave his house to battle you, because you suck.
5. When instead of fighting you, Articuno takes a crap on your shoes and carries you away to its nest to feed you to its chicks.
6. When people slap you because you release an aura of absolute suckiness.
7. Your Pokemon evolve before they're supposed to, because they pity you.
8. When the strategy guide you're reading says, "Here, give it to me!".
Here is an example of what is wrong with the world:
"my Teams was Aerodactal, Snorlax, Jolteon, Meoltres, Persian, Gyaredos in pokemon bluE version!!!
aerodactal (supersonic, double team, fly, hyper beam)
Snorlax (Amnesia, Surf, Blizzard, Rest)
Jolteon (Pin Missle, Thunder, Double Kick, Agility)
Meoltres (Fire Spin, Flamethrower, Fly, Agility)
Persian (Agility, Fury Swipes, Slash, Scratch)
Gyaredos (Fire Blast, Blizzard, Surf, Thunder)"
To the netbattlers of the world, Huzzah.
To the people with competitive teams.
To the people that still play Pokemon.
To the Pokemon Masters of the world.
We need more people like you.
Not more bandwagoners.
Viva la Pokemon!
Some people are complete plagues to the Pokemon Universe.
You don't have to hide the fact that you play Pokemon, by saying
"oh, Pokemon? That's a gay game, why do you play it Gnarfard?!?"
Seriously, everybody with a soul has played Pokemon at one time or another. Why start hating on a game you once loved?
If you know anyone like that...
Call them a bandwagoner.
No lol, I joke.
Until next time,
Gnarfard.
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