Pokemon: Society's Taboo

"Slaves to Society - PokePosers and the chains that bind them!"

This is a rant that goes out to everyone who knows what Pokemon is. All of you Fags. Yep, you are all Fags for making Pokemon perhaps one of the most infamous subjects talked about in High Schools and Colleges. Pokemon has become something that apparently only geeks would play.

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This is a rant about all the people that live every day rejecting Pokemon.

There is two kinds of people in this world.

An Ego Fag and An Emo Fag

Most Ego Fags have even gotten to the point where they have actually begin to believe everything they say, they a lot of them pretend they do not remember much about Pokemon or they pretend not to hear people who talk about Pokemon. But hey. We all know who Pikachu is, no matter how you try to mispronounce the name...

"Lol, I have never played Pokemon before..."

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"It's not that I hate Pokemon, I just dont really care about it"

- I bet you would be obsessed with pokemon if not for your Emo-Faggy friends.

"Grow up, you sound just like a kid, talking about pokemon!"

- Well, fuck you kind sir. Nevermind, scratch the kind part.

"Pokemon is for kids! [/genericinsult]"

- No, Trix are for kids. You sir, however, are an ignorant buffoon!

"Get a life!"

At this point, you should just ignore them as they are hopeless cases.

When a Whore of Society walks with his group of Ego friends and they notice some kids playing Pokemon, they either brush it off like the kids are just stupid, or, one of your fellow Whore of Society , Mr. IHaveALife starts pointing and laughing at the Pokemon-addicted kids. But chances are, all your friends will just ignore the kids and walk along, with each knowing that if they slip that they know something about Pokemon, their Social Ranking will plummet.

Whore of Society are typically the conformists of society and end up being one of those dumb adults that sit on their ass all day watching TV and drinking beer.

Let us talk about Emo Fags now!

Society's Victim: You are the kind of people that actually enjoy Pokemon. (Or have enjoyed it, maybe not anymore) The main difference between you and Ego Fags are that you are not too ashamed of talking about Pokemon to your fellow Society's Victim.

One problem.

You are a freaking pussy.

Let me define my own definition of emo for this rant, since I am really using it as more of slang than a word.

Emo - Not willing to talk to Ego Fags.

Okay, I know that Ego Fags are hard to talk to, but seriously, the only reason why Ego Fags exist is because you Emo Fags, that would actually WANT to talk about Pokemon, DO NOT talk about Pokemon; I used to be an Emo Fag.

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You know what will happen then?

Bit by bit, Emo Fags will get discriminated by Ego Fags and bit by bit, Pokemon will be erased from the Earth.

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Seriously, I do not know what is worse, the Emo Fag that run the anti-Pokemon stance or the Victims of Society who will not do anything about it.

The summer has ended, and two Emo Fags, both of them good friends, are finally free from school. They whip out their Pokemon Trading Cards (Or any trading cards for that matter, which means Magic and Yu-Gi-Oh cards too) and begin to arrange their deck, asking their parents if they can go to the store to update their decks. The drive is on and all the Emo Fags unite and someones house or a club, and everyone begins dueling/battling each other. It was the best summer ever. But once school starts, the trading and dueling dies down, and the Emo Fags that have ruled this anti-Pokemon utopia for around 3 years now have finally established themselves in this Social Ranking System people like to call School.

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Poor Emo Fags. They are too faggy to utter a word about Pokemon for fear of getting made fun of.

But Ego Fags and Emo Fag, remember this: it is not only limited to Pokemon. There is also Yu-Gi-Oh. Even to an extent, Naruto. And pretty much everything else that Ego Fags are afraid to talk about, and Emo Fags are too quiet to talk about.

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8 Simple Things Victims of Society Can Do to Become Less Faggy

-         Make one of your conversation starters with a friend be, Hey have you ever played a Pokemon Game? If so, what Version did you play? Which one was your favorite?
-         When someone starts talking about Pokemon, tell them about your experiences and opinions. It will encourage them that they are not just a lowlife
-         Maybe once every couple of months, try to make a Pokemon analogy when talking in a big group.
-         Hang around girls more often. A lot of them are easier to talk to when it comes to things like Pokemon.
-         Invite one of your few Ego Fag friends over (If you have any) and try to play a game of Pokemon or Yu-Gi-Oh! or whatever with them. Going over to other friends houses is sort of like an ice breaker when it comes to reputation.
-         Try to hang out with the GEEKIEST of geeks every once in a while!
-         Join a well known Pokemon Forum.
-         Learn the arts of true competitive battling, if you have not already.

The Non Fags: Luckily, there is another group, a kind of revival group, that seem to be extremely contagious. These people are the kind that get laughed at at first, for talking about something like Pokemon Competitive Battling, and then the next day, if they are charismatic or just plain popular to begin with, half the school is talking about Pokemon.

Unfortunately, I am not one of those guys. I have been drifting away from Pokemon for a while, but I still remember all my general Pokemon Technique and Tactics for competitive battling. Someday, I tell myself, I will start a Pokemon revival. Someday...

Nevertheless, Pokemon is awesome. It will always be awesome. The varieties, the creativity, the oldies, the badges, and all the hard work and training.

All of it was not for nothing, guys. You do not have to be a Victim of Society, if you are one. Just remember, just because everything thinks that it is stupid, does not mean its stupid. In fact, it is just the contrary!

If only we could start a revival. A revolt of some kind. But I am just another guy wishing the impossible.

Well, anyways, I just wanted to send a message out to all you Fags that sometimes wish Pokemon was a worldwide trend...

You are not alone!

And if you have been made fun of for liking Pokemon within the past year, I applaud you.

We need more people like you in this world.

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Team Gnarfard will lead the charge. Charisma, check. Popularity, check. Laughed at on a constant basis for playing Yu-Gi-Oh! and Pokemon, check. "Yu-Gay-Hoe" my ass.

P.S.: Oh, and you do not know Pokemon until you have seen Competitive Battling.

Now that is the shit, I tell you.

Until next time,

Gnarfard.

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