_I Pledge to be a Responsible Blogger_
"There's nothing worse than visiting someone's site and getting spyware!"
Why am I making a promise to be a responsible blogger?
I was absolutely scarred for life after being exposed to pornography on a Neopets Userlookup.
I need to protect the next generation with everything I have.
"I know how badly pornography affects children. Hell, it leads to violent acts against women, turning to drugs, children becoming players, children growing up into pimps, etc. I can't let that happen. But it will happen; not on my watch though! You can be sure of my promise for family fun!" ~gnarfard
I will protect you with +8 Holy Magic and -22 Kg Weight and my Staff of Righteous Fury!
But Gnarfard, Pornography will bring easy traffic to your site!
I have to stress, that being a webmaster, having traffic to your site is a good thing. But, traffic at the cost of morally degrading your site to the point of obliteration is not something I want to take part in.
But Gnarfard, having that extra traffic... Passing all that up is insane!
My theory is the best way to get traffic is to get all-natural traffic for having original, quality content for your site. Linking to your site will occur and that is how your website can expand. I do not participate in all the Search Engine Optimization bullcrap that some people do for a living.
What is Team Gnarfard doing anyways?
How do I put this... ok even though I say it's Team Gnarfard, it's really just me. It's me writing; I'm the one behind the screen that publishes all this stuff, and it's you that reads it. Someday I would like for www.gnarfard.com to become a team effort, but in the meantime you're stuck with me. Haha :)
I pledge never to have pornographic material on my site!
Until next time,
Gnarfard.

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