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_Shonen Jump Subscription Promo Card_
"The Shonen Jump Subscription Promo is just a big scam!"
 
I am locked in an ongoing war against an enemy. An enemy that I pay money. 
I was promised... I was promised a legendary Ultra Rare Yu-Gi-Oh! card.
I have been lied to. A lie that probably has consumed many others as well. 
 
 
 
The name of the card is Exodius the Ultimate Forbidden Lord.
Take a moment and absorb the sights and sounds for a moment.
This eerie tranquility. CRASH. BANG. A thousand pandoras have been unleashed!
 
 
The wrath of the Egyptian Sun God Ra has been incurred!
 
I have been lied to. Shonen Jump has been paid in silver to outdouble me.
Time and time again, there has been loyalty on my part to Shonen Jump.
 
They have always come through, almost. For signing up with Shonen Jump for $29.99 you will recieve a 12-issue subscription and a subscription free gift.
 
However, THIS IS WHERE THEY GET YOU.

 
I am extremely unsatisfied with Shonen Jump.
I subscribe online for the full retail subscription price.
Three months later, I recieve my first issue.
"What the hell happened to my Exodius?"
 
 
 
 
It turns out that you need to subscribe by mail or by phone to recieve it.
Lies on top of lies on top of whipped cream on top of a banana.
I deserve my subscription promo.
 
Not some corporate plotting from customer service.
 
"Hey shonen jump,

I ordered a gift subscription for shonen jump and it s been about 2 months now and my "exodius, the ultimate forbidden lord" card has not been recieved yet...

Is it supposed to take this long or do I have to fill something out to get my subscription promo??"
 
That is what I sent to Shonen Jump Customer Service.
This is what I recieved back in reply:
 
"Thank you for contacting us regarding Shonen Jump Magazine.

Unfortunately, the order that you submitted does not qualify for the requested free gift."
 
I have been made into their patsy too many times!
 
So, this makes thrice that Shonen Jump has screwed me out of promo cards.
1. I never recieved my first subscription promo Obelisk the Tormentor

2. I filled out the 4 coupon thing for the copycat, blast cannon, card set promos and I mailed it in and they said they ran out of stock.

3. Apparently I "Do not qualify for the free gift" ala Exodius, The Ultimate Forbidden Lord.

4. I just bought an entire Diffusion Wave Motion Secret deck on ebay, online to use with my lvl 10 exodius, now its just trade folder JANK because I got screwed!
 
I e-mailed them again after recieving my second issue. I'm going to call them if I do not get my card in my 3rd issue...

I don't think i'll be subscribing again after my issues run out if I don't recieve my free gift, Exodius.
 
:Updated 8/04/08:
I have recieved word from Shonen Jump that I will be recieving Exodius in my August Issue! 
 
Don't fall victim!
 
 Until next time,
Gnarfard.
 
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