You just won the grand prize!!! You have woken up with the king!

What a grand prize, I would want to wake up next to the Burger King!

Waking up with the King is much better than waking up with a sexy Yu-Gi-Oh girl...

I joke, would you want to wake up next to this grinning old fool? Neither would I.

  

Instead, we must focus the attention on an undersexed minority!

 

 

 "Don't bother, unless your entry fee is THIIIISSSSSSSSS big!"

"I may not be a sexy Yu-Gi-Oh girl but i'm just as nice!"

"I love it THIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS MUCH!"

"I want some and I want it now!" 

 

Let's make it peanut butter jelly time for all Bananas across the world!

"I want to do it, with a baseball bat, where you at, where you at, where you go?"

 

I'm going far, far away from you, because you look nothing like the Peanut Butter Jelly Time Banana.

 

Let us make way over to the biggest tourist destination, this side of Texas.

 

(I take no credit for this wonderful picture!)

 

"People come from all over the world to see the legendary Neon Object!"

 

The tallest building in Houston, perchance? Houston we have a problem.

 

 (Dunames Dark Witch) 

"i gots the cool armors you better R-E-S-P-E-C-T me 'cuz im hottie!"

 

What a treat... here we have the uncensored OCG version!

Observe the subtle white hues on her wings... her winged boots.

She has very nice and large gloves. Don't those cause back problems?

Oh, and did I mention that her armor is different? Silly japanese!

 

 

"Don't worry, King Bee will save the day!" 

 

Finally, Insect Types are getting theme support.

But not today, because this is a normal monster with 1200 attack.

Yeah. Even Children's Card Games are drenched with crap these days. 

Because a large needle does not even mildly resemble a wang at all! Truly. 

 

 

(Gemini Elf)

Are you ready for the Lulz? Well too bad 'cause there aren't any here.

These twins. Are hypnotic. These twins are powerful. These twins are.

VICTIMS OF POWER CREEP! What now, your almighty 1900 atk is...

DARE I SAY IT. USELESS. Cackle. Haaahaaaaaa. HA. HAAAAA. ha.

 

Power Creep n. Where everything gets stronger slightly for each new expansion to come out.

Example: La Jinn (1800 atk) > Mechanicalchaser (1850 atk) > Gemini Elf (1900 atk) > Berserk Gorilla (2000 atk) > Gene Warped Warwolf (2100 atk)

 

 

"Don't worry, it will only sting a little!" 

"Look all you want, just don't touch the hair!"  

 

Pay no heed to the number of hearts in this picture. All 15 of them.

 Pay 2000 lifepoints to increase attack by 3000 points? Awesome. 

A nurse sitting on a big needle? Yeah that's Yu-Gi-Oh! 

 Until next time,

Gnarfard.

 

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